The HODLer is a long term investor with almost infinite wisdom in market psychology, crypto economies and decentralized blockchain applications. He is with skin in the game since 2009, knows the true identity of Satoshi Nakamoto and is not going to tell
HODLERETTE has known how to play the markets since the beginning. She believes in the power of Bitcoin and doesn't give a damn about short term volatility. She is greedy when others are fearful and fearful when others are greedy
*Dear diary*, *I lost everything again*.. except my immortal smile. Whatever, just hide your pain and keep HODLing
Shiver me timbers! Greedy-Beard just lost his booty, sold his beloved ship and gambled away his duffle to go all into crypto! Yo ho ho, batten down the hatches and save him from Davy Jones' locker!
This frumpy Bankster still holds on his paper money. A great disbeliever and fighter agains Bitcoin. He is not a fan of "Magic internet Money" and will never own some
This unpleasant contemporary always seems to be just around the corner. He is a real dog in the manger, crashing the crypto party and every bull market
Respected defender of the moon, also known as Dr. Universe. Close friends call him Commander Hodlz. Skyrocketed from planet earth during the major bullrun back in 2017 but unfortunately ran out of gas halfway to the moon. Floating through spacetime ever since trying to reconnect to ground control
The raging Bull, the nightmare of all bears. He never looks back or down. There is only one direction and his mighty horns are pointing to it already, up up up!
Howdy, y'all! The master of the Bulls is entering the saloon of crypto. The notorious Coin McBullet never misses his targets, they say
Sir Hordlalot, the knight in shining armor, defendor of the king, usually never gets off his high horse until he recently sold it to buy more crypto. Help him get back to his old quenchless shine
Arngrim Spankblaze the Third, Earl of Neo-Kattegat, the Hungoverlord, Stealer of Titanwine, commonly known as "Mike", is likely the least fortunate individual in the entire multiverse. An avid drinker - but also a brave warrior...